(Source: 1behind2blue3eyes)
- Loki: *blows up all the shit*
- Thor: why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
- Loki: probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence
- Thor: oh
- Loki: I dont understand how you keep forgetting that.
movie montages have given me such unrealistic expectations for my twenties
#IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE ALL SKINNY DIPPING AND POP MUSIC WITH ROAD TRIPS AND ALCOHOL #BUT MOSTLY IT’S JUST NETFLIX AND TRYING NOT TO BLOW UP YOUR MICROWAVE
wait you mean yours aren’t all skinny dipping and pop music and road trips and alcohol?
(via areyoutryingtodeduceme)
(Source: grandiosemelody, via starfighter-of-the-renaissance)
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
this sounds like a really classy rap
(via that-wasnt-a-leaf)
Boobs are amazing
Nostalgia
only 5K … neat, guess us older folk are scarce here on tumblr
Oh god. The terrors of my youth
(Source: 90s90s90s, via celtic-romulan)
“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”
I JUST LAGUHED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS
Fucking autocorrect!!!
(Source: teenhumor, via laughingnancy)
emptyheartandchippedcupofsoup:
wibbly-wobbly-superhero-stuff:
You know what actually this part really pissed me off. Not that people stood behind Harry but because Pansy is being vilified for that totally legitimate action: Voldemort, the terror of their time, the dark wizard of all dark wizards, is going to spare their lives if he’s given this ONE KID. These are all children, she wants her life, she wants her friends to live, she doesn’t want war and fighting and death. She thinks sacrificing that one life is better than causing the deaths of all these other people, including herself. And everyone acts like this is a shameful decision and she’s a horrible person for thinking it, well fuck that.
And then ALL the Slytherins get locked up in the dungeon as if they’re going to turn traitor on them, completely negating any sense of unity and friendship that the stupid hat was singing about a couple books back. Fuck this scene and the judgey people and couldn’t someone have looked at Pansy sympathetically and said the fighting wouldn’t end with that one sacrifice or that Voldemort was too far gone and too evil to be bargaining with and that this was worth fighting for? Couldn’t they have been given any sympathy or understanding at all?
THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH FOR SAYING THAT ^
^BLESS YOU MY MOTHER ALWAYS BERATES ME FOR SYMPATHIZING WITH PANSY
Why on Earth is Cho here? IT’s Harry’s 7th year and she’s a year ahead of him.
I’m not a slytherin but I WAS SO PISSED OFF WHEN THEY WERE THROWN IN THE DUNGEONS LIKE WTF THESE ARE CHILDREN ? who just want to live and let their friends live …
classic example of anti-slytherin bias. in the books, mcgonagall didn’t ship them all off collectively to the dungeons; she gave them the CHOICE. and yes, a lot of them left, but honestly, when half their parents are probably death eaters, I don’t blame them.
(Source: you-must-be-a-weasley, via rockypanda-horrorshow)
